Blue Jays vs. Pirates, bottom of second

Don't Greg Norman and Chris Evert seem made for each other?
Everybody in the press box seems to like the new G2 drinks from the makers of Gatorade. It's a low-calorie, electrolyte beverage (which explains the spark in my eyes) with no aftertaste.
Next time I'm not working, I'm going to mix it with a Heineken and see what happens.
Home-plate umpire Chad Fairchild's strike call echoes through a quiet park. Unlike regular-season crowds, many spring-training fans seem lost in a reverie of their own, as if wondering how their lives would have been different had they remembered taking their hats off when they met the beauty queen's father.
Sanchez is up for the Pirates with two on and two outs. McGowan had him down 0-2, now it's full. McGowan struck him out on a pitch out of the zone, so it's still two field goals to one.