Pirates-Phillies lineup

Howdy, I'm Mike Henry and I'll be presenting cogent, insightful analysis of today's Pirates-Phillies game from Bright House Field in Clearwater (unless that gal sitting behind first base is who I think it is).
Here are the starting lineups:
Pirates
Nyjer Morgan, CF
Josh Wilson, SS
Doug Mientkiewicz, RF
Jose Bautista, 3B
Chris Gomez, 1B
Kevin Thompson, LF
Raul Chavez, C
Jorge Velandia, 2B
Ian Snell, P
And for the Phillies, who I think will win the National League East crown:
Jimmy Rollins, SS
Shane Victorino, CF
Chase Utley, 2B
Ryan Howard, 1B
Pat Burrell, LF
Geoff Jenkins, RF
Pedro Feliz, 3B
Chris Coste, C
Kyle Kendrick, P
The Pirates' front-liners are getting a rest after playing in Wednesday's first-ever night game at McKechnie Field against the Yankees.
Bon appetit!