Reds-Pirates

Let's see what will fry first - my face or my hard drive?
I can only be at one place - Ed Smith Stadium, where shade goes to die. This is John Lembo, and I am blogging from today's game between the Sarasota Reds and Pittsburgh Pirates.
Who's playing?
Let's see.

Pirates:
Njyer Morgan, lf
Freddy Sanchez, 2b
Nate McLouth, cf
Ryan Doumit, c
Adam LaRoche, 1b
Eric Hinske, rf
Ramon Vazquez, 3b
Jack Wilson, ss
Paul Maholm, p

Reds:
Willy Tavaras, cf
Alex Gonzalez, ss
Joey Votto, 1b
Edwin Encarnacion, 3b
Jay Bruce, rf
Jeff Keppinger, 2b
Chris Dickerson, lf
Ryan Hanigan, c
Homer Bailey, p

No DHs...hmmm...spring training is starting to wind down, folks.
First pitch in five minutes.